Olympics

The APOCOLYMPICS Weren’t So APOCOLYMPTIC After All

The diving pool water turned green! Ryan Lochte pulled a poster off a gas station wall, paid for it when they caught him, and then told his mom the reason he lost his lunch money was that a bad guy stole it! And…uh…

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Other than that, it went alright. So until word comes back that everybody got ZIKA, good job human race! Pat yourselves on the back. See you in Pyeongchang!

Or, you know, we’ll all watch what happens in Pyeongchang, and make snarky comments about it. Let’s not get hung up on semantics.

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