APOCOLYMPICS: Katie Uhlaender got screwed by Russian dopers

With word leaking out that Russia was taking home team advantage and pumping dope into every athlete on the team full scale Ivan Drago style, my first thought was of Katie Uhlaender, American super hero who missed out on a bronze medal skeleton run in Sochi. She was beat by a Russian by a mere several fractions of a second, and in a perfect world, that “winner” would drop that medal in the mail to this “loser” by the end of the week.