What better way to celebrate making it to the zenith of achievement than to take as many pictures of yourself as possible when you’re being recognized for it? You can’t depend on every media outlet on the entire planet to cover it for you, and why grant your full attention to the world wide audience? That phone is much more important. I’ll also be watching the opening ceremonies while simultaneously screwing around on my computer. Good to know that the athletes and I have roughly the same degree of respect for the proceedings. Hope you’ve got good malware defense, kids.